dj waffles

A Person who likes to promote his server cuz its dead and is a mod in a server just for sending a meme he is a nice guy but is pretty ngl

DJ Waffles is pretty much a nice guy

by DJ Wafffles October 18, 2020

waffle

1. to change one's position on a political issue

2. to speak or behave in an evasive manner

3. to viciously trample

Why do you always waffle when we bring the topic up?

by The Return of Light Joker March 6, 2008

Falafel my Waffle

1. When you masterbate with your hand

2. When you make a waffle out of falafel

Definition 1:
Me: Hey man! I'd just like to say I really like to Falafel my Waffle!

A random person on the street: You're weird.

Definition 2:
Next, you need to falafel some waffles

by Mackle Yew, Duke of Falafel November 13, 2018

stuffed waffle

A woman's blue waffle getting stuffed with an erect penis.

The mother received a stuffed waffle by the homosexual black man.

by ktb baby June 24, 2017

Waffle Stomp

When you shit in the shower and have to stomp it through the drain

I couldn't make it from the shower to the toilet so I had to waffle stomp my business down the drain.

by Roulettie September 12, 2020

Waffle hoe

A person that goes to a Waffle house so much that the people that work there don't even ask you to order because they already know what you are going to order.

she's a real Waffle hoe

by jake from statefarm12 May 29, 2024

waffle

A red flag of a person disguised as a green flag

"Oh, he seemed so nice"
"No, don't go for him, he is a waffle"

by ggboyz4321 June 11, 2024