Blue Waffle

A term used in the north for a individual that joins a shift system for a short period of time for a large pensionable gain.

1- “Where’s Kiddly theses days?”
2- “Eating the blue waffle for 12mons”
1- “Good lad, can’t blame him!”

by Kiddly November 6, 2021

Waffled

When a subject is transported by Law Enforcement in the back of the squad car and being belligerent. The official checks the brakes, the subject in the rear flies into the metal cage producing a waffle imprint on the subjects face temporarily.

Joe was screaming at the officer on the way to the station from the back seat and was waffled to keep him compliant.

by Hank Hoodat November 12, 2021

Spicy Waffle House

While performing cunnilingus with maple syrup, insert a spicy chicken tender into a woman’s anus.

I gave Heater a Spicy Waffle House last night, her ass is still burning.

by Bpwiggi November 20, 2021

Tuna waffles

He emailed me a picture of himself. He's just sitting there looking all confused. He's tuna waffles.

Tuna from acan mixed with mayo and green olives, heated up in the microwave or stop top, then spread ontop of fresh hot waffles.

An individual that knows how to get on your nerves without even doing anything; Tuna waffles.

by SAHVANARGI January 25, 2022

Blue waffle

when papa smurf creams THE FUCK out of another smurf

papa smurf: I just gave grouchy a blue waffle.

by bonnie'slilbabybonbon January 28, 2022

waffle night

Waffle Night is a name given to any night you choose, where you just eat 59 waffles. Only 59.

Hey Jerry, are you prepared? It's waffle night tonight!

by starinquiry January 31, 2022

Waffle stomp

The nice warm feeling of a big turd being crushed into the shower drain

I just did a waffle stomp right when I got into the shower

by Big balls 97 February 9, 2022