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Cheese waffle

A name for Someone who's so adorable you just want squeeze them out of affection
by Zillyzelo September 26, 2024
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Waffle

You don’t waffle on anything
by Jaf&Dcf September 1, 2022
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Waffle Munching

When a man licks another man’s rectum while their legs are interweaved in a hashtag pattern
They were waffle munching late last night after getting several drinks at the bar.
by wafflermuncher April 10, 2025
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Waffle house index

A scale created by FEMA used to determine how bad a situation is.

Green: Normal day, serves regular menu

Yellow: Using the generator/limited food supply, serves the limited menu

Red: YOUR ONLY CHANCE IS TO FUCKING PRAY (Things are bad, Waffle House is closed)
"Hey man things are really getting bad out there"

"Is it really? The waffle house index will determine that"
by free cheese June 1, 2023
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Golden waffles

When you can't wait for your girlfriend to drizzle syrup down your naked body
Hey honey, get those golden waffles over here right now!
by Heeheehee123 August 15, 2017
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Twat Waffle

When you're so batshit crazy, even you're elitist cohorts are afraid to kick you out.
by J-Patriot July 23, 2021
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