The Biggest Fattest Vagina

The big fat vagina was carved out of an aspen tree by Cherokee Indians in 1564. Designed to hold the dicks of a thousand enemy warriors on their way to eternal suffering in the land of Tina. An ancient burial ground in the North

My brother M. D. Trumpeter was lost in a great battle many moons ago and now his wang spends eternity in The Biggest Fattest Vagina.

by DickTrumpet July 24, 2017

vagina deny ya

the female version of a cock block.

I was going to watch fireworks with my boyfriend, but my mom made me go hang out with my grandma and watch reruns of 'Everybody Loves Raymond'. She is such a vagina deny ya.

by i hate raymond. August 8, 2010

never-ending vagina

A vagina so loose it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

Tom: Jesus! I screwed Mary last night. That bitch got a never-ending vagina! It was like, I shoved it in but got lost.

by Sith head June 12, 2014

Sex! Vaginas! YEAH!

What every eighth grader thinks about.

I dunno about you, but when I was in 8th grade, I was like, "Sex! Vaginas! YEAH!"

by Ethan819 April 26, 2017

Texas Vagina Massacre

When a promiscuous lesbian uses the same dildo on multiple unknowing partners over a short period of time without protection.

She just found out that she recieved the Texas Vagina Massacre from that hoe-bag!

by J September 1, 2008

Prolapsed Vagina

Another term for "Penis".

Emma sucked Ronald's prolapsed vagina all night long before contracting oral herpes the next day.

by Eiseley December 14, 2016

vagina dj

A person who gets carried away when playing with the vagina .. starts rubbing fast and thinks it feels good when relistically it does not!

Example like playing a record on some dj decks ....

OMG how was yesterday ....

it was ok untill he became a vagina dj ....

by Woman who knows what she likes November 19, 2013