An Islamic nation in the north of Europe, formerly known as the United Kingdom (UK). It's the most radicalized Muslim nation on the face of earth with Shariah Law replacing the Magna Carta, hijabi terroristas on every street corner, and pubs and churches converted to mosques blasting their ear deafening Allahu Akbar noise 24 hours a day.
Friend: "I'm booking the flight tickets for our vacation. Do you want to take a look at this?"
Me: "Sure what you've got?"
Friend: "Expedia says that if we transit through London Heathrow airport, we'll get a $50 discount per ticket. We'd just have a layover for 15 hours, tops. Sounds like a great deal but I'm not very sure. Something doesn't feel right."
Me: "Of course it shouldn't feel right to any right-thinking person. Never underestimate your gut feeling. What we've got here is an option that requires us to spend 15 hours in the United Khaliphate. EACH WAY. You don't want to fly through an airport guarded by Muslim terrorists everywhere. Imagine all those gun toting Jihadis masquerading as police officers. To hell with the $50 discount. Just forget about it. Find an alternate route that goes through Poland, maybe."
The UK was a once proud Christian nation and a major world power that invented the English language, instituted the Magna Carta, brought the Industrial Revolution, advanced scientific progress in every goddamned field, and defeated Nazi Germany in the second world war. The United Khaliphate on the other hand, is a parody and sick joke of a nation. Most of the Khaliphate's indigenous population has emigrated to foreign shores, especially Spain, Greece, Australia, New Zealand, and Canada, and some in Thailand. The current inhabitants of this land look as glum and miserable as you'd find in a Muslim country such as Pakistan, Egypt, or Iraq.
Me: "Sure what you've got?"
Friend: "Expedia says that if we transit through London Heathrow airport, we'll get a $50 discount per ticket. We'd just have a layover for 15 hours, tops. Sounds like a great deal but I'm not very sure. Something doesn't feel right."
Me: "Of course it shouldn't feel right to any right-thinking person. Never underestimate your gut feeling. What we've got here is an option that requires us to spend 15 hours in the United Khaliphate. EACH WAY. You don't want to fly through an airport guarded by Muslim terrorists everywhere. Imagine all those gun toting Jihadis masquerading as police officers. To hell with the $50 discount. Just forget about it. Find an alternate route that goes through Poland, maybe."
The UK was a once proud Christian nation and a major world power that invented the English language, instituted the Magna Carta, brought the Industrial Revolution, advanced scientific progress in every goddamned field, and defeated Nazi Germany in the second world war. The United Khaliphate on the other hand, is a parody and sick joke of a nation. Most of the Khaliphate's indigenous population has emigrated to foreign shores, especially Spain, Greece, Australia, New Zealand, and Canada, and some in Thailand. The current inhabitants of this land look as glum and miserable as you'd find in a Muslim country such as Pakistan, Egypt, or Iraq.
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