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calm your titties

Literally, why does "calm your titties" have two definitions that are the exact same letter for letter.
Person 1: i just looked up calm your titties on UD
Person 2: I know, it has 2 definitions that are the same
by Legohexman May 30, 2021
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jack off a titty

playing with a tit or nips, basically getting a girl wet by playing with zem titties
"hey chad do you know how to jack off a titty??"
"what the fuck does that mean bro"
by rocky69420 April 5, 2022
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Shitty Titty Bean

(noun) shít-təe tít-eə bəən
A way to describe a scenario where someone is acting like a bean with a shitty titty
by Randytheplumber69 May 1, 2023
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Litty titty and pretty

Going to bars or parties with your best friend, getting mad drunk and one of you would throw up and end up passing out at each other’s house.
Dam bro, remember when we got litty titty and pretty last week? Yea let’s not do that again.

*following week it happens again
by Rose Rosi Rosa December 20, 2018
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Bitch titties on ice

When something good/exciting happens in your life

Or see something so awesome!
Damn! That’s bitch titties on ice!”
by MrDamixos November 19, 2021
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California Titty Juice

When your grandma puts her tits in the back part of a treadmill and it squeezes solid chunks of milk
My granny made some california titty juice for breakfast
by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018
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big titty bertha

Bertha weth unsually lorge brists
Big titty bertha has to much stuff
by Troogle May 7, 2018
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