wank the plank

When a musician, often in a "jam" band, sensually makes extended love to their instrument's fret board in an indulgent effort to display their improvisational skill.

Dude, I went to that hippie jam band last night, those guys sure know how to wank the plank, man.

by SmellyHippieJamBandLover March 27, 2015

Wank-Toss

A word used to show the emotion of "I 100% cannot be fucked with this!"

Josh: " Say Tom, isn't that your girlfriend kissing that guy with one leg? "

Tom " Wank-Toss "

by Simpsy April 16, 2008

Spidey Wank

Wank off the male until they cum and catch as much cum as you can in your hands. State your spidey senses are tingling and fling your arms out in spiderman fashion so impressive "webs" of spunk fling outwards.

I hit his TV and dining table with my Spidey Wank

by LauraLou80 August 3, 2022

wank on the beach

when you don’t have all the ingredients for sex on the beach ,settle for what you’ve already got, have a wank on the beach

Bro can you give me another wank on the beach, it’s so good!?!?

by CocktailKing67 October 13, 2025

The Lifetime Wank Award

When Some Takes Ages To Cum While Masturbating

I heard That Person Over There Took 4Hours to cum while masturvbating last night,
Wow, He Deserves The Lifetime Wank Award

by uuuuhuhuhuhuhuhu June 25, 2010

Piss wank

Having intercourses and posing instead of cuming

Oh dear your the one who piss wanked

by Roasts August 19, 2018

Towby wank

The act off sitting on the tow ball off your car whilst wanking

The nice salesman at the Toyota dealership let me test drive the car and do a Towby wank to see if the car was right for me

by Noah fox gibbons November 30, 2021