You've drunk so much alcohol that your completely off your face and should've passed out a few beers go, but somehow your still conscious
by hidden truths July 26, 2017

When a bunch of bros get together, cut holes the size of a head through a large blanket, and eat foods that cause much gas. They collectively wear this blanket while an unfortunate victim is inside and they pass as much gas as possible effectively cutting off good air to the unfortunate victim. The victim must stay within the broven until a time limit is reached specified by the bros.
by Bringindowntheblouse April 8, 2015

A cross between a Dutch Oven and a Blue Waffle. When you fart in someone's vagina and she queefs it back out. As opposed to the normal scentless queef, this one will be as rancid as the infection it will cause later on.
by nodatahere September 21, 2020

by Wouble Dutch is life September 20, 2016

A man who is mean but kind to the ones he love he hates people who hate on him loves roasting someone and is the funniest guy in the world
by BGDutch October 18, 2020

" oh how lovely, tickets to see Andy Murray in some blokes tennis tournament ive never heard of. Well you can take your dutch present and go on your own"
by climatejames November 16, 2016

I one upped her Dutch Oven by giving her The Dutch Paul Newman. Afterwords she broke up with me and I had to buy a new bed.
by Paco1568 October 30, 2011
