all american handjob

when you paint your dick red, white, and blue then before the paint dries, your put on metal claws to resemble talons of an eagal then then jack off using the wet paint as lube.

dude. Why do you have scars on your dick

90 year old man: back in 1972 me and my friends did the all american handjob, too bad all of them died

by dick flavored ass September 5, 2019

Wanked all over

Occurs mainly whilst playing any form of game or even if you feel like it in everyday life

I was playing a game of FIFA and I wanked all over some nit but he got the win

You better fuck off before I wank all over you
I was playing chess and I got that motherfucker in checkmate needless to say he was about to be wanked all over

by torkyj February 3, 2020

Believe All Mammals

The reasoning that victim and perp have the same credibility.

Congressman Jones asked the public not to choose sides, but to believe all mammals.

by Miso Grumpy May 12, 2020

All dick, No balls

Someone who puts themselves out there(or by accident), but are not confident in their execution or presentation.

Person 1: Ammar's performance was good but he was too nervous
Person 2: He had All Dick, No Balls.

by RealRanjit July 28, 2022

All the dong placenta

The action in which blood and, in rare cases, gore comes out of somebody's penis

Alex - I was jacking it and felt a little sting and then whoops, All the dong placenta spilled on my bed linen

Brad - oh yeah man that totally sucks, should probably check that out with a doctor

by Shadmyre February 14, 2020

All Nippon Airways

the japanese airline with like 100 million liveries but aside from that it is a good airline

All Nippon Airways has so many liveries I can't even remember them all lol

by Sprixce May 22, 2021

all banged out

one who is literally mentallY physically and en él done through it been there and we'll do it again

F****** Jamie God last night she was all drunk and stupid that b**** is all banged out again

by Jammerj July 5, 2017