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i was so ham faced last night!
by Michael Meow January 17, 2011
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Walmart Face

When someone gives you a facial expression that is similar to disgust and curiosity at the same time. You would normally receive this from someone (most likely a costumer who has no patients) at WalMart because you are blocking there way and or taking to long -or even bought the last box of cheese doodles right as they were about to grab it.

This term is used for people who give you that look outside of Walmart for something asinine you've done or look like you are doing.

There are many variations to the look/facial expression but It usually entails nostril flaring a puffed up chin, closed mouth with a frown, and glaring eyes. possibly shacking of the head as if to say 'you bastard'.

The Walmart Face can be given to you buy anyone, anytime, but you usually are doing something to deserve it.

It's when someone gives you a wtf kind of look but they are absolutely disgusted and offended with what ever it is you are doing.

It's more then a look of disgust, It's consumerism mixed with hate, curiosity, and makes you look like someone pissed off at Walmart.
I was geocaching and these people at the park gave me a walmart face.

I was driving around and this dude gave me the WalMart Face when I cut him off.

While cutting across old man Wilacer's lawn I knew I was going to be in trouble because he gave us a Walmart Face.
by Cobrabro April 6, 2011
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Hammer Faced

A combination of 'hammered' and 'shit-faced' used to describe an unusually high level of intoxication. Typically used by college students on weekends to describe their inebriated state.
"Yo, Frank was so hammer faced last night he passed out in the snow bank."
by claylovesmen July 24, 2008
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smash face

jordan was playing smash face with that ugly whore
by SnarfSnarfSnarf July 3, 2006
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bake face

A person who is stoned/baked all the time, or seems like they are stoned/baked. Also, a person who denies this assumption.
Telmo: "Liz your baked!"
Liz: "No I'm not."
Telmo: "Ya your baked! You're a bake face. Look at you! You're a pastry!"
by baked August 30, 2006
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rocks face

Something, someone, or an action so awesome that the audience's facial expressions are forced to respond.

past tense: rocked face
present : rocking face, rock face
That performance rocked so hard it rocked face.
You rock face!
Ashley rocks face!
That rocked face!
by JimmyTehBanana September 7, 2006
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catchin face

I was catchin face the other day from Terri. She is good at giving head.
by etnad20 April 20, 2007
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