Kentucky Long Slap

When your girl is doing a hand stand spread eagle so you can use her meat cave as a firing position. However you can't handle a firearm so you scope yourself and smash the roast beef with the muzzle brake

Brett was trying to be cool by shooting his 50 off his girl, but his form was poor and all the axe body spray self tanner let the butt slide up giving them the ole Kentucky Long Slap.

by TomSideways February 7, 2017

Long dollar day

When u get Holiday pay plus time and a half for working OT. double time and a half is a long dollar day

today was a long dollar day!

by bigvessel November 29, 2019

long my life out

when someone completely wears out any enjoyment of life you once had.

English teacher: okay, here's two essays I want you to write for next lesson
Student A: you long my life out

by shreddietodie October 20, 2017

Long Dong John

a nickname for when a friend is discovered to have a massive penis.

guy 1: Woah dude, thats a massive dick!
guy 2:yeah man, he is clearly a Long Dong John!
guy being looked at: what the hell is wrong with you?

by COOLDUMBDUMB October 28, 2021

Top Long

When a filthy whore in the tri-state area (Mostly Atlantic city and surrounding towns) gives you a fat sloppy slippery BJ for a long long time or at least until she chokes or passes out from lack of oxygen to her brain.

Ayo my nigga, remeber dat stanky hoe from last night at Duck Town she dun gave me top long behind the dumpster

by ACTrash69 November 11, 2021

longely

The act of being lonely for a long period of time.

This channel is longely, you guys need to show it some love.

by tkirkman April 7, 2008

Long calls the sleepless night

Means I'm going to sleep or it's bed time

"Wow! It's midnight already? Well, long calls the sleepless night. See you tomorrow, guys!"

by niall_folk March 28, 2025