Bag-piped

When a man or woman picks up another man and holds him like a bagpipe while sucking his dick.

Did you see how Matilda bag-piped Johnny? What strength she had to do that.

by Jr0ckk February 6, 2020

Brown bag

A racist term for Mexicans workers in the construction field.

James : tell that brown bag to hurry the fuck up .

Those fucken brown bags are useless .

by fuckenturtle April 10, 2020

bagging dog

when you want to kiss someone so bad because they are so sexy and hot

cj wants to kiss avery like the bagging dog

by forkoutlet November 25, 2020

Bag of Sticks

Old Irish saying, meaning you feel like shit, unwell.

Man, I'm feeling like a bag of sticks right now.

by John Paul the Pope February 13, 2020

Secure The Bag

To get money and be able to keep money. Or to comfortable with the amount of money you sitting on.

"Ay you tryna hit the mall tonight"

"Nah not tonight I'm workin"

"Damn, you always at work"

"You know I gotta secure the bag"

by Anon090807 March 14, 2020

Zoom Bag

1) A person who uses Zoom meetings to escape their usual duties around the house, trying to cover for their general laziness by claiming fake Zoom meetings (aka' Douche Bag' before the Covid days)
2) Taking a picture of your hairy nuts, and than Zoom-bombing a room with it, setting that picture as your background and covering your webcam. The picture of your nuts is the 'Zoom Bag'. Similar to tea bagging, just in the virtual realm.

1) Honey, I can't leave my basement office bunker now, you'll have to feed our toddler and give him a bath. I know it's unusual, but I have a work Zoom from 6pm-9pm today. It sucks, I know. Please try to understand... (while I take a nice nap on the basement couch). ZOOM BAG!
2) Hi everyone, here's my nuts in Zoom. How y'all like that? Eat that Zoom Bag!

by drunk dude 69 May 15, 2020

Landrum bag

Adj.... typically used to describe uncouth

douche bag behavior found in some males of small stature and even smaller equipment. Not to be confused with regular douche baggery, this descriptive is applicable only for extreme amounts of DB and true asshats that are known to prey on the seemingly weak and doesn't have any game.

Man, that Landrum bag just kicked a puppy!

Did you hear about that Landrum bag drugging girls at the bars?

That Landrum bag is wearing too much axe body spray! Yuck!

by Cannabelle May 15, 2017