the slippery condom

Much like a condom, immature humans will be splattered on the inside.

And like a slippery condom, it's about to tear open.

I need you to picture this. You're driving 100 on the freeway and you're coked outta your mind. You car hasn't been MOTD in 3 years and you're getting head. Also, it' raining, your car is a slippery condom.

Have you seen joe's new car? You mean 'the slippery condom?'

by burgundyyyy December 8, 2019

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coochie snapper

Matt

Matt is such a fucking coochie snapper

by Jaysamazingcum November 3, 2019

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depression slippers

It's a metaphor for the wearer (person) that has the big sad and needs mental support because they are probably gay. They often feel like they are left out or lonely and tend to listen to sad and depressing music.

This is because slippers often look as if they are sloping or saggy we associate that they're sad or depressed.

((CREDIT TO KALLIE FOR FOUNDER OF THIS PHRASE.))

Person 1: Dude, why is that girl so sad?
Person 2: She has been wearing her depression slippers a lot lately.

by BonnieTheBunny1611 December 15, 2019

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Pope-slapped

To have your energetic or determined plans or ambitions, emphatically shut down by another.

He was hoping to kiss his Tinder date after taking her to dinner, but was "Pope-slapped" instead

by SirAlfius January 22, 2020

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Glass slippers

In "Cinderella", a ridiculous mis-translation from the French. The original story, handed down orally, centered around "Vair" slippers, vair being squirrel fur. But "vair" sounds like "verre", the French word for glass, and so it continued. Fur slippers make perfect sense. But glass??

Cinderella felt sorry for the handsome prince, kneeling before her. She wondered what kind of idiot expected her to take two steps in glass slippers, when the beloved pair she had lost were made of fur. "I mean, glass shoes? Really?"

by Monkey's Dad March 1, 2020

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