Dirty Potato

When an individual with a penis and testicles inserts said testicles into their partner's anus. Oftentimes, the "potatoes" will come out covered in feces.

A sexual act that is not for the faint of heart.

Ashley and I did the Dirty Potato last night.

Dirty Potato by johnfortnitekreger February 1, 2023

mystic potato 

1# What you call someone who is really cool or has good vibes.

2# Nickname for friend or significant other.

1# Whoa dude look at abby, she is such a mystic potato!
2# Hey my mystic potato how you doin?

mystic potato by Doggydoggboi February 26, 2023

East Potato Head 

Like Potato Head but towards Latvians

Plural: East Potato Head

Latvian lady: (Speaking Latvian) We Latvians don't want to be part of Russia or speak Russian

Guy: Yeah yeah, whatever East Potato Head

East Potato Head by Porg009 May 28, 2023

greasy potato 

A person of low intelligence and easily offended. Oftentimes they believe they are smart and being offended proves it.

I called this girl a greasy potato after she said she was offended by my hatred of lawn gnomes. She said it was offensive to Norwegians.

greasy potato by comradegrizzly August 2, 2023

two time potato 

A big bitch that eat potato chips.

"Omg look at that two time potato face big bitch"

two time potato by Thebasicbitch December 9, 2016

the american potato 

The act of shaping a potato into a dildo and sticking in your buddies ass

Brian: hey Jake, give me the American potato
Jake: wtf, no bro

the american potato by Blyat_boi11 May 19, 2019

Sand in the potato salad 

To mess something up royally, also used by the character Tito from the Nickelodeon show: Rocket Power.

Person 1: Where's my dog?
Person 2: I really got some sand in the potato salad, he escaped and is now loose.
Person 1: We better go looking for it.

Sand in the potato salad by Inu_Sensor00 October 27, 2019