swallow the pineapple

Giving a blowjob to a well endowed samoian with dry skin

I met this great guy at the party but when i went down on him I felt like i was having to swallow the pineapple.

by funny old guy March 12, 2011

riding the pineapple

On the government dole (tab): on welfare, illegitimate disability, etc.

Connie lied about her MS, and started riding the pineapple.

by dghost September 7, 2011

slicing the pineapple

doing something meaningless and retargerous and suffer the subsequent negative consequences

if you don't know what you're doing, it's better to ask others for help instead of just slicing the pineapple

by Crazy Uncle Dimma March 13, 2015

juan ortega pineda

A gay cunt that works as a prostitute because he doesn't have any money. He also likes to give blowjobs for free because he loves sucking dicks.

Juan Ortega Pineda is a cunt

by Bliz May 14, 2015

salt the pineapple

A euphemism for sex, stemming from a B-52s song referring to a female's genitalia as a pineapple, and the saltiness of ejaculate.

Tonight I'm going to salt the pineapple.

by Heavy Hammer March 15, 2016

slicing the pineapple

Doing something meaningless and retargerous and then having to suffer the subsequent negative consequences

I t is actually better to ask people for help than just going ahead and slicing the pineapple.

by Crazy Uncle Dimma May 15, 2016

slicing the pineapple

Doing something meaningless and retargerous and then having to suffer the subsequent negative consequences

It is actually better to no tocar, pider ayuda than just going ahead and slicing the pineapple on your own

by Crazy Uncle Dimma August 1, 2016