Fall job

Blow job while skydiving

Had the option to go tandem or do a fall job; i chose the fall job.

by Kateplus8 August 8, 2017

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Jar Job

When you shove a glass jar up yo girls ass and then shatter it inside by using extreme force to clap her cheeks together

Bro i gave Brooke a killer Jar Job last night.

by BiggT6969 March 3, 2019

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park jobbed

when your looking for a parking spot, and just when you think you finally found a spot, you find that there was a motorcycle hiding behind other parked cars.

Billy thought he was going to get a good parking spot until he got park jobbed by that damn crotch rocket.

by loulemming August 3, 2011

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Titty job

When a girl puts a dick between her boobs and uses them to get him off. See also titjob titfuck tittyfuck titwank and mammary Intercourse.

Hannah doesn’t give blowjobs, but she does give me titty jobs. I’d still definitely prefer a blowjob though.

by nutella137 February 20, 2021

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Dredge Job

Receiving a blowjob in which the giver uses so much teeth, it's as if they are attempting to dredge the flesh from the penis, similar to a dredge scraping the bottom of a waterway to make it deeper.

"Dude when she went down on me it felt more like a dredge job than a blow job."

"That dredge job left my penis feeling like I made love to Edward Scissorhands, or a food processor."

by LetsStartARiot January 1, 2014

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Job Pissed

Someone who would rather be at work than anywhere else.

Lads: We having a session?

JP: Nah, ive got to work.
Lads: We haven't even mentioned a date yet.
JP: The date is irrelevant. I will be working, I'm Job Pissed

by Dozza442 April 18, 2018

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