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Mariah Carey

1. Extremely talented singer who has unmatched vocal abilities.

2. The definition of FAT

3. Currently the Best Selling Female Artist of All Time

4. Is 5 pounds lighter than fellow Diva Aretha Franlkin

5. Was referred to as a clone of fellow Diva Whitney Houston early in her career due to their similar styles. These two would then go on to dominate the charts with just about anything they released.

6. Her fans call her Mimi, due to her successful album "The Emancipation of Mimi". Others call her Mimoo or Moomoo due to her unmatched size and fat face.

7. Has a questionable level of sanity due to her infamous breakdown in 2001 and her constant belief in rainbows, butterflies, faries and other imaginary creatures and obsession with the words LOVE and Fantasy

8. Diva who dresses like a Hooker Miss Piggy with clothes inspired by Crackhead Truck Stop Hookers. Also has an obsession with stripper stilettos.

9. A Good Singer
Dude 1: Mariah Carey is the only person I know who works out dressed like a hoe in them heels.

Dude 2: Yea, and she's still a fat-ass. It should be telling her something.

Dude 1: I'd still hit it tho

Dude 2: Yea
by Jason001 December 31, 2007
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ok-speed mafia

List created so that friends and fellow car enthusiasts could communicate via the telephone. Each person on the list would then be assigned a 'mafia name' based upon certain characteristics or behavior. Also known as 'the mafia'.
*Sunburst St. Civic Gangstas own Shoreridge & The Mafia
*The Godfather is trying to contact the Assassin
*Shoreridge > Mafia
by Redshark July 30, 2003
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mariah carey

Mariah Carey is a PRATT! she's a dumb mixed race, crooner. why do so many people like the bitch? she cant sing for toffe and looks like a decaying horse's rear-end! she dreeses like a confused 'gangsta' pikey on drugs!
she's a role moddel for young, confused adolescent girls, breaking up with their 2 week boyfriends. How great would it be to encourage young girls to kill theselves over a guy?

Mariah Carey - Shoot the ugly Bitch!
a highly dellousional, mixed race teen: *crys* i cant believe i broke up with Runako!! after 2 weeks! i loved him.. how could he do this to me? *crys*
**Mariah Carey 'we belong togeather' comes on radio**
highly dellousional, mixed race teen: thats it. Mariah's been through it... i must kill myself. that's what she would do.
**Mariah Carey 'can i get ya number baby' comes on radio**
dillusional mixed race teen: in fact. i think i'll go give my nmber to a nigger, get raped n killed in a clubs toilets...
by Mariah Carey should die! July 29, 2008
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Mariah

A evil bitch that will want you to commit suicide cause you ain’t popular. She sucks dick for a living and twerks for a penny. Saw a kid give her 5 bucks and she ate the fuck out of his dick. Mariah is a hoe
by Pig Malone June 11, 2019
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Taco Mafia

A group designed to completely disperse of the ACM.
The Taco Mafia was very wrong in performing such a perilous act.
by Anonymous October 8, 2003
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Cashmere Mafia

1. Gays, queers, and homosexuals alike.
2. Having to do with or a general adjective for feminine things.
Honey, I'm not wearing this shirt, it looks like it's from the Cashmere Mafia!
by Pandaran January 12, 2008
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Mafia Hand Job

The act of using a carp to pleasure the male sexual equipment. The experience is further heightened by the use of 'dirty talk' such as: "I'm gonna make you sleep wit da fishes" and "Your cock gonna spray like my mamma's dinga-magoo"
Can I have that large carp over there please? I'm going to give my boyfriend a Mafia Hand Job
by Eric the Red December 15, 2004
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