man tampon

...a roll of tissue inserted in the anal cavity to reduce the effects of sharting...

Excuse me mate, can you pass me a wad of kleenex? Last night's vindaloo is threatening me pristine trolleys and I need a man tampon.

by Write Joeson July 5, 2014

man what

slang for words like: for real, ong, used by rapper Lil Durk.

Friend 1: Lil Durk is the best rapper
Friend 2: man whatt😂

by aightfuneral October 15, 2022

Century Man

A man who has slept with at least one hundred different women over the course of his life.

Note: Sleeping with hookers, pre-teens, or family members does not count towards the title of "Century Man."

Dave: I just won the Pulitzer Prize for my new novel!

Jim: Yeah? Well I banged your girlfriend last night and now I'm a Century Man.

Dave: Damn... I wish I was as cool as you.

by a_pimp_among_pimps October 10, 2010

Dungeon Man

From Earthbound (Mother 2)

The first combination of human and dungeon in history.
-Brick Road

Maybe it was too easy...?

My name's Brick Road,

the dungeon developer.

I've devoted my life to

making dungeons.

Well, by combining my skills
and Dr. Andonuts intelligence,

I can become "Dungeon Man,"
the first combination of
human and dungeon
in history.

Let's meet again once I have
become dungeon man.

by SomeGuy4444 September 26, 2011

aw man

basically creeper

person1:creeper
person2:aw man
person1:so we back in the mine

by creeperman69420 September 3, 2019

Slice man

man who only wants a slice

yo lemme get a slice man

by slicemanz August 11, 2009

Port Manning

Named after a bridge in Vancouver BC.

the act of bridge jumping after an adverse or shocking event

1. Fuck man, yolo'd life savings on bitcoins and it went to 0, fucking gonna go port manning

2. Yo doggo, my wife just divorced me, took half my shit. Fuck it, gonna go port manning

3. Did you hear about what happened to Michael? Guy went port manning after finding out he was HIV positive.

by BestAutistNA February 18, 2018