March 3rd

CASTRATE YOUR HB DAY!!!!

Yo, tomorrow's March 3rd, did you buy the shears yet?

by Malcolm T. February 26, 2025

March 17th

The day where you prank someone

I have to prank someone it’s March 17th

by Mlcg1 March 15, 2022

March 6th

Kiss your crush day

I can’t believe it’s march 6th

by i fucked your mummy March 5, 2024

marching banding

Verb. The act of marching in a band. Specifically with an instrument, rifle, flag, and sabres.

Brad: “Yo, fam squad what was you doings last night”
Christopher: “Ya know marching banding”

by Draqn September 18, 2018

Luch March

A Mexican guy that is known for sleeping with any thing that moves. He is characterized by a pedo styled smirk and a voice that can lure any women into his magical crib. The only way to scare off a Luch March is if you put him around crowds, therefore rendering his technique useless.

Lorenzo: "Hey, did you saw Luch March talking to your wife over there?"
Andros: "Dang, bring everyone around him, he will eventually be creeped out by crowds..."

by Phantom Kaiser July 14, 2016

More Makeup March

It is a weird trend that makes women/gay/transgender men to make alot of makeup on the month of march which gives the word, More Makeup March(MMM).

Girl 1: Hey girl, are you ready for the big trend.

Girl 2: YEAAAAAH!! Can't wait for More Makeup March.

by Cr1ms0n November 4, 2023

March 1

National beat up Ross day. As said in Friends, Ross was acting sus on March 1st so he got beat up

Thank god it is March 1st. I can’t wait to beat Ross’ ass up

by Arij_Lover123 November 18, 2021