"I am waiting for my French Fur Trader to deliver me my entertainment for the night."
or...
"He bags so much hair pie he might actually be a French Fur Trader."
or...
"He bags so much hair pie he might actually be a French Fur Trader."
by FDollCreator January 04, 2025
Hym "I think he's mad we called his wife a whore by way of extension..."
Iam "Hey, you hear about that french guy who wanted to wait to have sex until marriage and after the two of them got married she divorced him immediately for not having a big enough weiner?"
Hym "Yeah, I did! That was crazy! I guess that why waiting until marriage is a stupid idea. Have half of your shit taken away from you for not having a big enough dick? That is wild."
Iam "Yeah. Tell me about it. You hear that they had to ban home paternity test because they found that 33% of men taking them were raising kids that were not their own?"
Hym "Really? Well, aren't you just a wealth of knowledge today"
Iam ☺️
Hym "Now get back to work!"
Iam 😑
Iam "Hey, you hear about that french guy who wanted to wait to have sex until marriage and after the two of them got married she divorced him immediately for not having a big enough weiner?"
Hym "Yeah, I did! That was crazy! I guess that why waiting until marriage is a stupid idea. Have half of your shit taken away from you for not having a big enough dick? That is wild."
Iam "Yeah. Tell me about it. You hear that they had to ban home paternity test because they found that 33% of men taking them were raising kids that were not their own?"
Hym "Really? Well, aren't you just a wealth of knowledge today"
Iam ☺️
Hym "Now get back to work!"
Iam 😑
by Hym Iam May 19, 2022
by Mexi-CAN March 21, 2024
When your French Maid offers rimjobs and before you cum, you yell "woah Nelly!" I called the French Nelly on her.
Madeline, my French Maid, was giving me a rim job and I was cumming too quickly so I yelled "Woah, Nelly!" and my French Nelly worked
by YellerHoot August 06, 2019
"Peeling french fries" is a phrase meaning "Doing everything except the logical answer to something"
"Dude, we just backed into a ditch!"
"Don't worry, I'll just back out of it" *starts trying to back out of the ditch*
"You're peeling french fries!"
"Don't worry, I'll just back out of it" *starts trying to back out of the ditch*
"You're peeling french fries!"
by IncyIncoming September 29, 2022
by That French Shit December 27, 2020
The act of unconditional surrender without confrontation and willfully providing whatever is desired to an aggressor.
Guy 1: So, you let that bully kick your dog, and sodomize your girlfriend, after which you gave him all the money in your wallet and wished him a pleasant weekend?
Guy 2: Yep
Guy 1: Wow, you've mastered the art of French Negotiation!
Guy 2: Yep
Guy 1: Wow, you've mastered the art of French Negotiation!
by Neret March 07, 2011