The Human Centipede

Have you ever heard of the human centipede, this occurs usually every Friday beginning at around 3:00 pm at Hunter’s house during which the accumulation of ignatius douche bags gets tired of not having any female ass to consume and therefore begin a ritual in which one person bends down and the person behind them begins to eat out their ass hole, this continues as more and more people add onto the chain creating a large circle of gay ignatius douche bags eating each other out. Another ritual that typically takes place known as “The Circle of Life” during which the people at Hunter’s household form a circle where a person takes his right hand and begins to stroke the penis of the person at his left, the circle of douche bags continues this until the clock strikes midnight and they all cumshot at once into the eyes of the person beating their dick off.

The Human Centipede welcomes all ignatius kids that love to suck tiny catholic penis.

by Yopussyfeellikeblubberwithlube February 20, 2019

The Human Chipmunk

When someone fits both of your balls in your mouth

“Use the human chipmunk on me so I cum faster”

by BonerGarage6969 May 31, 2019

The human goblet

The act of squeezing urine out of a gaping asshole so that it runs down between the persons legs.

Dude, you should ask Jess about the human goblet.

by maxluwu June 12, 2019

the human torch

when you cover yourself in gasoline and light your self on fire, or you replace your spinal fluid with gasoline

remember that nigga from Arab springs? yeah that nigga pulled the human torch.

by echhi June 23, 2019

Akemi Hamamura

A stupid tall girl with big tiddy energy.
the ultimate actress who was placed into a killing game where monokuma killed her dog >:(

Person 1: Did you see Akemi Hamamura?
Person 2: Yeah she’s kind of annoying

by Sushidogg.o September 22, 2019

Mani Himamsh

Motherfucker idiotand dubfuck who sex everybody

mani himamsh hi

by jwhhehwebc September 24, 2019

Pre-human

They are furries before evolving into a human

Students we are going to learn about the pre-humans

by Professor cockybuch December 24, 2019