smash face

the art of making out

jordan was playing smash face with that ugly whore

by SnarfSnarfSnarf July 3, 2006

Face nappy

A face mask. Nappy is uk word for diaper

Mick: hell yeah! What that on your face fam?
Wasteman: it’s a face nappy blud! I can’t use public transport without wearing one

by Doxan July 15, 2020

bake face

A person who is stoned/baked all the time, or seems like they are stoned/baked. Also, a person who denies this assumption.

Telmo: "Liz your baked!"
Liz: "No I'm not."
Telmo: "Ya your baked! You're a bake face. Look at you! You're a pastry!"

by baked August 30, 2006

badger face

A girl whose face resembles that of a badger. Often with a vicious personality to match and a similarly unhinged mother badger.

1: Dude, that girl Zoe has a total badger face.
2: The Tulip girl? I know right!
1: Lol

by trent4eva June 17, 2011

Hammer Faced

A combination of 'hammered' and 'shit-faced' used to describe an unusually high level of intoxication. Typically used by college students on weekends to describe their inebriated state.

"Yo, Frank was so hammer faced last night he passed out in the snow bank."

by claylovesmen July 24, 2008

old face

A common term used to describe a female, between the ages of 18-27, that has a face that appears of her being aged to a much greater age (30 years old). A female with old face usually has a very attractive face(although aged looking) and above all a very attractive body. Because the aging process has already taking place females with old face age very little over the post college career, 30's and 40's, and will usually turn out to be MILFs.

That bitch got old face.

by Harpoon Apparel and Culture January 16, 2008

ham faced

a combination of hammered and shit faced.

i was so ham faced last night!

by Michael Meow January 17, 2011