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pity click

Noun or verb: Sympathetically clicking "like" or an emoticon on the posting of an unattractive or unpopular FaceBook friend in order to help maintain the life-sustaining illusion that their lives are interesting. A low risk / low effort virtual version of the Pity Fuck.
Unaware that all of Lisa's responses to his FaceBook postings were just pity clicks, Warren made a beeline for her at the class reunion, thinking after 25 years he would finally score..
by The Working Dead June 30, 2016
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click attender

Someone who claims to go to a specific event by clicking the "Attending" button on Facebook but never shows up when the actual event takes place. An easy way for one to pretend having a busy social life while actually staying home watching Netflix all time, and a great annoyance to the host of said event.
"Hey, I see you're going to John's party tonight?"
"Nah, I'm just click attending."

"Don't count on Alicia to show up, she's just a click attender"
by ChippieBW November 28, 2016
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click bait

A fake promise where you want one thing and get another (The internet rn essentially)
Youtube
How to make blueberry pie
You Finally found a recipe
*Plays video of lady showing her double deckers*
Oh... this is click bait.... *unzip es pant*
by UmmOkTy December 27, 2016
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Clack

Guy 1: Yo dude, I would totally clack Jenny from behind
Guy 2: Everyone's clacked jenny from behind
by ClackMaster February 11, 2017
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Click-Tick

A Click-Tick is a game or person who requires a lots of clicks or is a person who over clicks on something
This game should not be played in class because there is a lot of clicking involved.

Brian is such a Click-Tick because I was sitting in class and all i heard from his computer was clicking. I don't think he was in the book.
by Iamman1234 March 19, 2017
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click o

the type of sound made when "clicking" your tongue

copyrighted by min 2k17
thicc:im 17
min:aw fukc u r not 12?? the younger the better
thicc:click o
by jewishrat April 6, 2017
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please click "add it"

make sure this definition gets voted in, please and thanks. :))
please click "add it" or I will CRY ME A RIVER (that was a Justin timberlake song reference) (( I'm old)) ((( jk I'm actually not old, got you)))
by ineedatish April 9, 2017
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