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Yenta Claus

Jewish folklore, don't tell our Rabbi, OK?, but there is a female yiddishkeit elf who visits children during the gift giving period of time around the Chanukah/ Hanukkah and Christmas Holidays. She is a nice and really funny lady that comes around once a year and brings children who believe in her toys, especially us really good Jewish kids who Santa seems to forget or who because we are Jewish isn't allowed to sneek in our houses by slipping down the chimney or if you live in an apartment with out a chimney altogether. See Yenta for origins of the name in Yiddish and in contemporary culture and Santa Claus for that way cool guy from the North Pole all the other kids in the world get their toys from.
"You'd better not kvetch, or eat chozzerai, You'd better not greps, I'm telling you why... Yenta Claus in coming to town!" Yenta Claus, A Hanukkah Carol,

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"She is such a nice Yenta! And to think we have a real Bubbie that brings the kinderlach such nice toys! Don't tell Rabbi Cohen about Yenta Claus or else it's back to finding a nasty lump of coal!"
by Joy Cuddles September 16, 2008
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placenta claus

A fictional charachter based on the fictional character "Santa Clause" who is a de-ranged twisted violent version of the round, jolly man who appears every December. Placenta Claus is bearded but it is not gray. Also, Placenta Claus is jolly, sometimes nice, and much skinnier than Santa Claus. Placenta Claus usually appears on the Friday morning after Thanksgiving in Cedar Bluffs, Nebraska. Typically, Placenta Claus makes his first appearence to Alan Parsons Project "Sirius" before a large crowth of intoxicated party-goers.
Why is Placenta Claus dancing on the table?
When is Placenta Claus going to appear?
by MALOUSEK January 2, 2008
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Noah Claus

He makes me sad because he flagged the original definition :(
by Bohn Jraun March 4, 2022
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Cass

1. A person, of ambiguous sex, who enjoys Science Fiction and Computers.

2. A person, generally a girl, who ends up in a common-law marriage with their college room mate.

3. Any person with a black soul and a love of hacking.
1. God, it's playing Dungeons and Dragons again. It's such a Cass.

2. Only a Cass would live with their college room mate for seven years.

3. OMG, John just changed my Myspace Profile. He's such a Cass!
by Entchen May 22, 2007
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Clams

Completely Lacking Any Mental Stimulation

Def 1. Being really bored
Def 2. Descibing an Idiot
Ex 1. My brain is clams at the moment
Ex 2. You people are clams!
by NKKF October 6, 2007
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cass

1.Cold Ass. Being cold in the ass. If you are cold in the ass you dont care about something.

2.Youve just been outside and you have a cold ass.
Example1:
John says: you mother just died
You say: im cass i didnt like her anyway
Example2:
Bro i just went a walk and now im so cass i have to take a bath.
by Dr.Cushe January 22, 2011
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Mrs Claus

A fat man women who sits around all day eating and watching reality shows
by supercutekid November 27, 2011
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