Nerd-orgy

The wondrous sensation of visiting the Wizarding World of Harry Potter, specifically in Florida.

Dude! It was a total nerd-orgy there!

by Valtyra May 25, 2017

Nerd pipes

The arms of someone who plays video games all day.

Check out the nerd pipes on that gamer! How does he hold up a sandwich?

by escyr August 19, 2024

nerd rope

In DND - constitution DC14 roll

He attacked me with a nerd rope and I had to roll a constitution DC14.

by DjNoRequests April 5, 2021

Gormless Nerd

A person who tries very hard to be one of the most studied and schooled up booknerds around, all the whilst still lacking common sense & foresight.

"Our economy has inflated and life is more expensive now, because the government printed lots more money for community hand outs"

- "omg, what the hell were those gormless nerds thinking"

by Chad Myname's May 10, 2022

Nerd

Someone that is actually cool and has good tastes. They are good at studies and can actually get into Harvard unlike you folks

Nerds are cool folks; they are cool to hang out with.

by Rictoman January 30, 2025

Autistic Nerd

Might be confused with a “nice guy” when meeting and talking face to face but will become autistic and leave any social situation they are not comfortable with. Typically will throw in an odd autistic one liner in the convo about cars or something if they are hyper interested in a topic. May seem cold and does not know when they are damaging another persons reputation with their genius IQ and corrections over indirection communication like email and may sound like a dick. Very high IQ but will have trouble finding dates or relationships. More like able than Try Hard Nerd but may have trouble connecting with others due to autism.

- example: Autistic Nerd(In real life) - Hey, look at those cars, I love cars.
- Normal person: yeah cars are cool.
- Autistic nerd (over email) - this is wrong. This is wrong. This is wrong. You did not do anything here. I answered you already.

- Normal person: wow what a dick.

by Holy Knight of the Sun God December 16, 2024

Nerd Crush

Nerdy crush behavior: as in how a nerd behaves when they have a crush on someone, usually in a group or public setting; engaging in servile flattery

Doofus has a nerd crush on my girlfriend: he “loves” every-other comment she makes, no matter how mundane

by youngcurmudgeon September 9, 2020