2 n' 7

In Texas Hold em, the worst hand you can possibly be dealt, especially when the cards are unsuited.

Jeez dog no house, no money, no car- it's like life gave you 2 n' 7.

by Mike TBK January 25, 2006

2 Beer Bisexual

A guy who starts to act out his bisexual desires after just one or two drinks.

The guys at Alpha Sig didn’t care that Mark was bi, they just wished he would be honest about it instead of being a 2 Beer Bisexual who uses drinking as an excuse to be his real self.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Mass Erect 2

Its what the world will get when Mass Effect 2 comes out.

Woot mass erect 2!!

by Damob47 December 28, 2009

Half-Life 2

The sequel to the game in which you played as some nerdy scientist with a crowbar. Now, in Half-Life 2, you're a badass nerd scientist with a crowbar. It promises revolutionary graphics, physics engine, characters, storyline and quite frankly everything else. It will be an amazing game without a doubt.

Half-Life 2 will rule.

by Mehro November 15, 2004

2 knuckle shuffle

When you have to shit really bad so you shove a finger up your ass two knuckles deep and quickly make your way to the nearest bathroom

If I didn't 2 knuckle shuffle I would have shit at my desk

by Os III April 23, 2015

2 dogs in a bathtub

When a guy puts both his nuts in a girls ass.

Wow, that is as difficult as getting 2 dogs in a bathtub.

by I'm Rick Burd, Bitch April 2, 2004

despacito 2

the worst song ever to exist

some cringey memer: "HEY DUDE DID YOU LISTEN TO DESPACITO 2??"
some actually reasonable person with intellect: "shut the fuck up"

by ccookiecrumbsbutworse September 28, 2018