Don't dm a minor
Guy 1: Hey I'm becoming famous! Time to dm a minor
Guy 2:Why?
Guy 1: Because I'm an up and coming famous person!
Guy 2:Why?
Guy 1: Because I'm an up and coming famous person!
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Abbey: "Whats your snap?"
Summer: "Ah shit my parents wont let me have that."
Abbey: "Why?"
Summer: "They are part of the Heads Up Alliance. They want JB HIFI to need ID"
Abbey: *yells* "MOM GET THE GUN"
Summer: "Ah shit my parents wont let me have that."
Abbey: "Why?"
Summer: "They are part of the Heads Up Alliance. They want JB HIFI to need ID"
Abbey: *yells* "MOM GET THE GUN"
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Kyle: “Why?”
John: “There’s a 6’5 dark figure approaching and he’s wearing stick ‘em ups.”
Kyle: “oh shit you’re right!
Kyle: “Why?”
John: “There’s a 6’5 dark figure approaching and he’s wearing stick ‘em ups.”
Kyle: “oh shit you’re right!
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Blake: "Normalize shutting the fuck up! I love free food and so should everyone."
Seth: "Why am I such a miserable twat?"
Blake: "Keep talking! That makes sense...ha!!!"
Blake: "Normalize shutting the fuck up! I love free food and so should everyone."
Seth: "Why am I such a miserable twat?"
Blake: "Keep talking! That makes sense...ha!!!"
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