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beach poop

After the first or second day of being at the beach, you take an epic poop. The salt air and salt water creates the perfect atmosphere for an epic dump. Always a clean break with little residue when wiping.
I took an epic beach poop when vacationing at the Jersey shore!
by Beachpooper June 28, 2021
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poop needles

The sharp, tingling needle like sensation felt in ones legs after spending a questionable amount of time sitting on the toilet.
Bro, I lost track of time watching Youtube while taking a dumb and have a wicked case of poop needles right now.
by rip-trip July 8, 2021
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Picture Pooping

The act of forcing out a poop only to take an image of it and text it to an unexpecting friend or associate.
Person 1: You gotta stop picture pooping man...

Person 2: The picture poop I sent you today caught you off guard, admit it!

Person 1: Fuck man! That shit was orange and had specs of nuts and corn in it!
by OranageHasu December 4, 2012
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poop air

A particularly euphemistic, uptight term for a fart, often used when discussing passing of gas around children.
After my three year old said she ripped a big one, I politely informed her that the proper term for such an action as "poop air"
by CheeseCutterVT January 26, 2012
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Poop Unicorn

An evil unicorn made in the ass end of hell, come to invade the pastures of Unicorns and spread its evil poopness

(Adjective)- Poop Unicorn- a person that is differnt than everyone else, is outside the norm, and may be considered evil
"You know tom you are so mean, you are a freekin poop unicorn"
by The Unicorn Specialist March 6, 2012
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Poop Labeling

Poop Labeling: (poo-p-lay-ba-ling):adjective

An action that describes when a person is pooping and begins to read labels on various bottles nearby out of boredom. Can consist of perfumes, lotions, shampoos and conditioners.
Today I walked in on Mr. Young poop labeling my bottle of perfume by Victoria's Secret
by youngify March 19, 2011
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Fern Poop

Pure awesomeness, everything great in the world.
Kind heart, strong minded. Not selfish and very caring.

loving and funny.

everyone loves him/her.

Very very attractive and everyone would love to go out with him/her.

Someone who loves adventures, laughs all the time and loves to help people, doesn't matter how much he's/she's hurting.
You're such a fern poop, I love it.

You should be more like fern poop.

I'm gonna fern poop it so people will love me.
by Totoro1206 August 1, 2011
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