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Gears Of War 2

The equivalent to watching a puppy put into a meat grinder while somebody saws off your penis and or shoves a flaming dildo in your vagina. With its shitty game play, over powered host, many glitches, and inhabited by a swarm of fat 9 year olds who act tough over xbox to make up for their mediocre real lives, the player is guaranteed to feel strong urges of suicide or inflict massive amounts of self mutilation upon ones self.
Epic Games Intercom: Alright guys, so now that we've all joined the Nazi Alliance lets create a game that will rip America apart from the inside.... GEARS OF WAR 2

"After Game Release"

Gamer 1: omg im so happy for this game... (3 hrs later)... MY FUCKIN EYES OMFG AHHH!!!! must... end... it... "gun shot"

9 year old gamer: FuCk U NuBs!!! ChAiNsAw!!! I FuCkEd Ur MoM!!! I LoVe NaZi'S!!! GeT Me MoRe CuRLY FrIeS MoM!!!!
by Enatap Ynohtna February 17, 2010
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Fighting in the Cold War

Refers to having sex with a girl on her period.

The definition refers to the cold war fought against the Communists who commonly used red as their primary color.

Similar in meaning to "Getting your redwings"
Male version:

Joe: "Hey Tim, what happened last night after you left with Mary?"
Tim: "Oh man, it was nuts I ended up fighting in the Cold War."

Female version:

"Jill, have you ever let anyone fight in your cold war?"
by Jessica G September 18, 2006
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Star Wars Galaxies

Similar to Auschwitz, but much, much worse to have to experience.
If you ever have to choose between a fiery death or playing Star Wars Galaxies for an hour, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD choose fiery death.
by rickybobby June 30, 2006
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World War II

A big fight involving guns and bombs and people dying.
Hitler and the Germans lost it and he said "screw this." And shot himself. That's basically what happened.
Guy: hey hitler!
Hitler:Vat?
Guy:I think you lost something
Hitler:vaattt?!
Guy:yeah, World War II
Guy:LOL.
by Iateyourcat November 18, 2013
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star wars party

A gathering for nerds to socialize and enjoy a night of pointless light-slashing.
We're gonna throw a star wars party! lets pack our lightsabers and look at Jabba The Hutt Porn.
by Elemental_Soldier April 27, 2006
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spartan war helmet

When a man's penis goes from the top of a girl/guys head to their nose like a spartan helmet
I went over to cindys house last night, I gave her the old spartan war helmet. When we were done she kicked me down the stairs yelling "this is OVER!!!
by c_lurch May 18, 2014
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wall post war

getting a a post war with friends by posting the most random things you can think of. whoever gets annoyed first surrenders and loses. or you could end in a stalemate. its REALLY fun :)
person 1: wall post war!
person 2: billie jean
person 1: lemonade
person 2: yogurt in french is yaourt
person 1: i hate onions
person 2: i love jellybeans

and so on
by Raine Catherine June 11, 2010
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