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big blubbering vagina

1. a pompous, belligerent, self-righteous and self-contradictory ass who portrays himself to be something he's not and likes to taunt others for proving him wrong. such people fail to admit defeat and instead continue to blubber.
Bill O'Reilly is a big blubbering bagina.
by michael March 1, 2004
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Non-Euclidean Vagina

A vagina so distorted from a good fucking that it no longer satisfies Euclid's parallel postulate, instead existing in more exotic geometric spaces, including but not limited to hyperbolic and Minkowskian geometries.
"Yeah bro, I wrecked that pussy so hard that for a given line L and a point A not on L, there was not exactly one line through A which did not intersect L."

"Nice dude, non-euclidean vaginas are clutch as hell."
by Erotic Cryptography October 18, 2011
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trash can vagina

A woman who uses her vagina as a dumpster for boys semen over and over again.
That Lucy is such a trash can vagina, all she does is open her legs and lets guys inject cum into her! What a lil' trash can vagina
by Pervy January 28, 2006
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Vagina Evacuation Day

The celebration of the occasion of which you exited from your mother's vagina. This is also the day in which your mother is reminded of the excruciating pain and agony caused by pushed you ass out of her vagina.
Dude 1: Hey man, my birthday is today!

Dude 2: Well Happy Vagina Evacuation Day!!
by Donny 63 August 21, 2013
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Committee of Vaginas (The COV)

The female group in which your girlfriend consults with and confides in. This can also be known as her "circle of friends". There are some cases in which the boyfriend may over rule the committee. The committee generally communicates via cell phone, text messages, face book, Myspace on all major decisions that most likely will affect the boyfriends life.
"My girlfriend and her Committee of Vaginas (The COV) met on saturday and decided to go on a trip to North Carolina in August instead of May."
by SupermanfromTampa April 6, 2009
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Rock, Paper, Vagina

A game lesbians often play when bored or unamused. Similar the children's game "rock, paper, scissors", but instead refers to "rock" as fisting, "paper" as fingering, and "vagina" as scissoring.
Lesbian 1: "I'm Bored. Ellen DeGeneres isn't on, and I've already read the Feminine Mystique three times."
Lesbian 2: "Might I interest you in a game of Rock, Paper, Vagina?"
Lesiban1: "Sure! Let me just go make a sandwich first..."
by RQD2 July 7, 2010
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vagina deny ya

I was going to watch fireworks with my boyfriend, but my mom made me go hang out with my grandma and watch reruns of 'Everybody Loves Raymond'. She is such a vagina deny ya.
by i hate raymond. August 8, 2010
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