Twat squat

The female version of the teabag

I got him with the twat squat he never saw it coming.

She hit them with a quick zipper and a twat squat for the after action cam.

by Assclap90k November 17, 2023

Twat

James Middleton. A UK grifter, I mean Instagram fitness coach in a scam marriage to obtain a green card

James Middleton is a super twat. Even Shannon Ford could do better.

by Rddthtr December 20, 2023

imbecilic twat

The combination of an imbecile and a twat, basically a very very stupid person.

(after breaking a pane of glass) "You imbecilic twat, you broke the glass!"

by wizzledazzle9000 January 10, 2024

Twat-swatted

A term used when a female interferes with another female .who is trying to hook up with a male. Synonym: Cock blocked

We were at the club the other night and I was just about to hook up with this guy when I got twat-swatted by Tabitha.

by Anglmk2 January 27, 2024

Hot Twat Buffett

When the significant other, while munching on her whisker biscuit, empties out the entire warm stomach contents from that nights buffet, into her vagina.

Date night went rather well UNTIL Ronnie gave me a Hot Twat Buffett. I haven't seen him since.

by Benny from Beverly Hills February 3, 2024

Twat magnet

A place/company/activity that exclusively attracts irredeemable cunts

Josh: Did you hear Marvin is moving to Dubai?
Gavin: I always thought he would. It is a twat magnet after all.

Hugh: Gavin just graduated and got a job at goldman Sachs
Lisa: Typical! I always thought he was a total arsehole. No wonder he's ended up at that twat magnet.

by Twat_disliker April 12, 2023

Twat

An ignorant person

Lilly is such a twat

by I’m crazy April 13, 2023