turtle pond

The shitter, bog or crapper. When you have the turtle head you must return it to the turtle pond!

Let's go.

Give me ten minutes, I've got to visit the turtle pond.

by Shuaman December 13, 2016

Turtle-dipping

Where you rub your dick in turtle food and let a turtle eat it off of the penis

"Dude, You should try turtle-dipping sometimes"

by Turtle Dipping December 24, 2016

tittle

titty suckle

Your boobs look so juicy, can I get a tittle?

by pankajlethal December 26, 2016

Turtleneck head

Someone who's "touching cloth" (in serious need of a shit and is breaching the gate) and has a prolapsed rectum

John: that guy with the pink ribbons walking a bit tight swift?
Fred: obviously got turtleneck head calling

by Bannotti March 22, 2017

Turtle Tossing

An oral sex act performed by a woman when getting her anus eaten. A turd is protruded from the butthole and then retracted back into the colon repeatedly in the mouth of the partner.

What'd you get into last night Jake?

I was eating this chicks ass and she totally turtle tossed me bro. I kinda liked it. I'm pretty sure I'm into turtle tossing now.

by Thegigginator March 26, 2017

Tittle

Word used in the Crucible. No one really knows the correct definition for it, it's kind of just there to make students laugh when they need to say it for a project.

Student #1: "she got tittles for dayzzzzzzz"

by Strawberry_17 March 28, 2017

turtle

Best animal ever

My favourite animal , turtle the best animal alive

by Turtle Storm April 28, 2017