Ass Waffle

When some bitch pushes you off a cliff and you land on your ass, your Cardi B. ass you spent 8K on is now an ass waffle.
Som Bitch:Hey Angana, hows the ass waffle?
Angana: It’s fucking disgusting.
by Urie Tarded January 19, 2020
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waffle bone

Thinking about your next meal while having sexual relations.
Dude, last night I was so waffle bone! I couldn't help myself, but I knew I had some bomb leftovers in my fridge.
by Henny from the Block July 15, 2020
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peaches and waffles

When you make love anally using maple syrup as the lubricant and immediately after finishing she licks the syrup off the penis.
Last night my girl and I had peaches and waffles in bed!
by Just1once December 22, 2024
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Waffle Playz

Your paranormal stream sniper that stream snipes FryBry.
Waffle Playz killed FryBry in Hive Skywars.
by waffleplayz October 13, 2021
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Nigglytarded waffle fucker

This phrase is used to mention a person, who is so fucking stupid and is such a retarded cunt that it breaks the bounds of the 5th dimension and shatters a hole through space and time.

The invention of this phrase all started about 7 minutes ago in the middle of an argument in rainbow six siege.
Person 1: Bitch!
Person 2: Fuckwit
Person 1: Cuntwad
Person 2: Nigglytarded waffle fucker
Person 1: what in the shit did i just hear leave your mouth?
by Piss_shitter January 21, 2024
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Bagged Waffle

Maple syrup lubricated anal sex in a sleeping bag. Generally occurring in a deployed location with limited sources of required lubricant.
Hey bub, did you hear that desert queen in the other tent last night….? Heard he pulled off the bagged waffle with the maple syrup from the DFAC.
by Flyalpha86 May 24, 2021
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Belgian Waffle Guy

a stereotypical image of a Belgian person. In love with waffles and brags about it everywhere
I thought he was a normal person, but after knowing him a while, he turned out to be a Belgian Waffle Guy
by MajorOrbital March 04, 2018
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