Gurn monster

Someone who takes so much MDMA that they are a tripping little goblin creature that sits in the corner munching his face.

"Dude you dropped to much, you were just sitting there like a little gurn monster"

by The junkeymonkey November 5, 2011

Mud Monster

When you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“May we all be mud monsters.”

by Mudmonsterdreamer September 18, 2021

Monster Diet

When someone starts selling stuff too feed there drug habit. A minor monster diet may consist of selling ones own belongings but a real monster diet consists of selling not only ones own belongings but friends, families and any unfortunate fellow they can rob.

Ronnie: Yeah I can give you a 20-piece for that TV.
Charlie: This monster diet would starve me without you!.

by JacobTehBaws March 12, 2015

White monster

white cock

For your white monster 🍆

by PPman21 October 17, 2025

Russian Monster Truck

The act of inserting one's entire head into another individuals anus before screaming as loud as possiblem, with goal of creating a sound - wave based, sensual experience.

SONIC: "Yo Eggggggman, nice booty."

DR. ROBOTNIK: "Lets see how much you REALLY love my cheeks, hedgehog!"

SONIC: "Alright! I'm gonna eat this entire Chili Dog, than wear you like a hat Doc!"

DR. ROBOTNIK: "At long last, after Sonic gives me a RUSSIAN MONSTER TRUCK, the seven chaos emeralds will finally be mine!

SONIC: "Here we go!"

by Flooperzz August 24, 2025

Monster Lady Gay Gay

Term reclaimed by the LGBTQ+ community from the Westboro Baptist Church who created homophobic Lady Gaga parodies.

Now used as a term of endearment to refer to someone outrageously, fabulously gay.

Look at Craig strut in those 9 inch pleasers! He IS Monster Lady Gay Gay.

by JemimaJellybean March 21, 2025

Red Toofed Monster

When you drink too much red wine, your teeth get stained and you behave like a monster.

Nicole was puking in the bushes and turned into a "Red Toofed Monster" last night!

by T-Coop April 29, 2021