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Provolone sausage

A provolone sausage is when your boyfriend/husband/male partner is eating a steak and cheese and the cheese from the sandwich turns you on so much that you then proceed to give a blow job watching the cheese stretch from his mouth to the sandwich. Then when he comes in your mouth you spit it on the other half of the sandwich and watch as he eats your master piece you’ve created
Yoooo I gave my man the provolone sausage last night and he was in AWE...
by Captain mermaid man February 27, 2021
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Sausage

A person who’s is annoying and can be extremely rude. This person may try and make an argument over nothing. Or just genuinely acts like a dick
Omg that lad is such a sausage”
by queenlozza July 14, 2019
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Vegan sausage rolls

A food that will make you high. Often served in dodgy high schools no one knows what’s actually in them.
Aiza was high so she said “VeGAn sAuSaGe rOlLs
by CloudyWeebConfetti July 8, 2021
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Grilled sausage

The act of fellating another man’s penis so vigorously that the friction heats it up enough for it to be considered grilled
Man, Sarah went so hard on Tom that he’s got a classic case of Grilled Sausage!
by Tommy R 1879 February 14, 2024
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Sausage squirt

The Discription of reaching full orgasmic sensation , while producing a mass load.
Wow Lanny awesome sausage squirt!

Jake impressive sausage squirt!

Cindy stays complaining about how salty the ocean was on our vacation ,but she chugs Sausage Squirt every night.
by Rock Kicker March 17, 2021
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Silly sausage

An extremely stupid retard who is a sinner even Satan can’t get behind. Someone who commits warcrimes just because they can. A war criminal. Stay the FUCK away from these people
Dick: Your such a silly sausage, Jack

Jack: *types in nuclear launch codes* Where did you say your house was again, Dick?
by lanky_geezer_69420 June 17, 2024
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Ground Sausage Pig

A pig made from ground sausage.
Puny Customer: Aww look! A pig made from ground sausage.
Aaron, the Mighty Meat Slayer: I am the creator of the ground sausage pig. It is most triumphant. Now be gone from my presence or I shall smite thee with my pork sword!!
by Abacabb1984 August 5, 2016
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