A provolone sausage is when your boyfriend/husband/male partner is eating a steak and cheese and the cheese from the sandwich turns you on so much that you then proceed to give a blow job watching the cheese stretch from his mouth to the sandwich. Then when he comes in your mouth you spit it on the other half of the sandwich and watch as he eats your master piece you’ve created
by Captain mermaid man February 27, 2021

A person who’s is annoying and can be extremely rude. This person may try and make an argument over nothing. Or just genuinely acts like a dick
by queenlozza July 14, 2019

A food that will make you high. Often served in dodgy high schools no one knows what’s actually in them.
by CloudyWeebConfetti July 8, 2021

The act of fellating another man’s penis so vigorously that the friction heats it up enough for it to be considered grilled
by Tommy R 1879 February 14, 2024

Wow Lanny awesome sausage squirt!
Jake impressive sausage squirt!
Cindy stays complaining about how salty the ocean was on our vacation ,but she chugs Sausage Squirt every night.
Jake impressive sausage squirt!
Cindy stays complaining about how salty the ocean was on our vacation ,but she chugs Sausage Squirt every night.
by Rock Kicker March 17, 2021

An extremely stupid retard who is a sinner even Satan can’t get behind. Someone who commits warcrimes just because they can. A war criminal. Stay the FUCK away from these people
Dick: Your such a silly sausage, Jack
Jack: *types in nuclear launch codes* Where did you say your house was again, Dick?
Jack: *types in nuclear launch codes* Where did you say your house was again, Dick?
by lanky_geezer_69420 June 17, 2024

Puny Customer: Aww look! A pig made from ground sausage.
Aaron, the Mighty Meat Slayer: I am the creator of the ground sausage pig. It is most triumphant. Now be gone from my presence or I shall smite thee with my pork sword!!
Aaron, the Mighty Meat Slayer: I am the creator of the ground sausage pig. It is most triumphant. Now be gone from my presence or I shall smite thee with my pork sword!!
by Abacabb1984 August 5, 2016
