The Octopus 

A popular method of moving your limbs to fan out the noxious gases that you have just released - Having just emitted an awful aroma from your rectal passage you should then walk with bow legs and wave your arms around at your sides and slightly to the rear to assist with the wafting of said aroma. Thus imitating the gait of an octopus.

Q - Why are all those people covering their noses and looking disgusted?

A - Johns just let one rip and he's giving it The Octopus

The Octopus by J-Biiiz March 30, 2011

The one in a million 

The name of the immortal man who lives anonymously throughout the world and who's feces tastes of the most exquisite and delicious taste the receiver has ever tasted. No one knows his whereabouts, his name, or his origin but he's out there... spreading his hot Cleveland steamers of goodness.

It has also been foretold that his warm brown gifts also have healing abilities (this coming from the case of the Malaysian village chief who after eating a chocolate dragon from the one in a million was cured of Hypertrichosis... )

If you do in fact see this man or know his whereabouts, please let us know by calling 555.867.5309

in Conversation:

Dan - "Hey Preston, I sure wish I had a log from the one in a million right now."

Preston - "Freakin right man"

The one in a million by Bondobrew February 4, 2009

Peeling the Orange 

Another word for having sex

Alex: Hey, Arianna, whatcha up to?
Arianna: just peeling the orange.
Madyson: you did what?!?
Arianna: Oh, im quite good at it... i just need something pointy and just stick on up there and wiggle it around and there you go.

Bailey A: be right back me and my boyfriend got to go peel the orange.

Peeling the Orange by the pineappler October 14, 2011

Dust from the old files

To take a cumshot to the eyeball.
To have one ejaculate into a willing or unwilling persons eye.
The act of smizing, to be smized.

I just got dust from the old files into my eye!

Dust from the old files by sodontworryaboutit February 24, 2010

The Ohio State Buckeyes 

The name of the sports teams of Ohio State University, often coined as the "suck-eyes" by rival Michigan or SEC teams that think they have an amazing school due to a surging football team. Most notably, they are rivals with "that team up north" (aka Michigan). Their fans are often called rednecks and slobs by the visiting Michigan fans and then proceed to call them "scUM" or "arrogant asses". Also, they are known for choking on the big stage, or losing to large out-of-conference teams such USC, Florida, and Texas. See also: Jim Tressel, Cooperitis, TBDBITL, and Buck-nuts.

"Hey Jim, did you watch The Ohio State Buckeyes last night?"

"Yeah, they beat Michigan for the fifth straight year in a row. Do you think they'll beat Florida?

"No."

The Ohio State Buckeyes by schizophreniaishardtospell July 30, 2009

THE OCTAGON 

n. the octagon
superior fighting reservoir.. OF DEATH
the true definition of manhood, with the wisdom of a man

"I developed REX-kwon-do after two seasons of fighting in THE OCTAGON" - REX

THE OCTAGON by Mr. Very December 3, 2004

batting for the other side 

batty-boy, dyke, rug-muncher, brown-eye lover, knob-jockey, jobby jabber, gay, lesbian, poof, list is endless............

charlie:"man that guy's lookin at me"
peter:"maybe he's batting for the other side?"

batting for the other side by charlie-boy July 15, 2004