you sausage

a word that people in the UK use when they are mad or done with something they don't want

you sausage

by cheeseburgers ahhhhhhh March 7, 2022

Change Sausage

When there are changes to your life that are unexpected and not always wanted and you have to just accept it. A bit like a dick to the face.

John : How's Work?
Peter : It sucks, we have been told we need to stop saying "Yeet" when we throw rubbish in the bin.
John : That does suck, what a horrible Change Sausage.

by Winthorpe the Turd March 29, 2022

Hot Sausage

When you penis is hot like a fresh cooked meal from contracting a sexually transmitted disease

I can’t believe I fucked that bitch raw now I got a hot sausage

by Saucemane April 13, 2022

Wiggle Sausage

When a Man Shakes his large sausage, that creamy cheddar spills out.

Oh yeah, that wiggle sausage feels good mama, thank god you are my actual dad.

by ZacAttak May 2, 2022

Vegan Sausage

A transgender man's penis

I enjoy dating men with vegan sausage

by Tommy Silva August 16, 2022

Simpson Sausage Straw

Using a sausage with a hole carved through lengthways as a straw for a drink

Look at that guy using a Simpson Sausage Straw

by solarB August 23, 2022

Flint sausage fondler

When your girl sticks a raw Koegel sausage in your butthole and wiggles it around until you orgasm. The acidity will make your ass feel like it's on fire but it's worth it if you can handle it because your ass will go numb and you will nut harder. The name derives from Flint, Michigan where there is a Koegel Sausage billboard right on I-75 near where all the roads are stacked on top of each other. If you've driven through Flint, you know what I'm talking about.

Ron: "My girl and I were getting kinky and she gave me the flint sausage fondler. DAMN I haven't felt that good in a long time."

by HouCou2003 November 3, 2022