Salad

Another term for the Marijauna

Kid one: Would you like some salad?
Kid two: I dont know...
Kid one: Come on all the cool ppl are eating it
Kid two: Ok then!!

by zoe203 May 6, 2011

Blood Salad

When a guy eats you out and your on your period.
He is eating a blood salad.

For our annual I made him a blood salad.

by Freshquailofbelair September 6, 2016

peal the salad

to go into the candy making buisness of carrots

Person1: i just got my degree to peal the salad
Person2: wow i wish i was cool enough to do that!

by lambsarecool February 23, 2011

Rainbow Pasta Salad

When a person dresses up like a unicorn (or finds a real unicorn) and another eats their fart box...to find that the unicorn has worms.

Matt was eager to find out if unicorns really farted rainbows, but unfortunately found a tapeworm at the end of the rainbow...but still he happy enjoyed his rainbow pasta salad.

by Scottjk7890 March 11, 2020

noodle salad

The act of numerous men inserting there flaccid penises in one's mouth.

Hey guys give me a noodle salad.

by Big dumb animal 2 March 13, 2016

Salad

A bowl filled with mixes of dead plants, slimy stuff, and other stuff that is supposed to make you healthier.

Person: Oh my god I love salad it makes me feel so good and energized!!!1!!1
Me: Well I might as well eat the forest while I'm at it then. Same thing.

by gigglyxmuke March 7, 2015

crushing salad

wasting time and doing nothing with your life

that motherfucker was crushing salad all day

by smethebumblebee July 20, 2017