head pumping

When you grab someone by the neck or back of the head and start moving it up and down very fast.

Dude, Danny totally just head pumped that kid!
My friends told me to stop head pumping.

by Tribblewrangler77 February 20, 2017

glamour pump

A pre-going out workout to give you the impression you don't look fat.

Big Andy hadn't visited the gym in a number of weeks, so he popped to the gym for a quick glamour pump before the dating meetup

by urbanmoo March 21, 2017

Butt Pumping

The ridiculous act of drinking beer from someone's rectum; usually a dark beer.

"Look at John! He is so drunk he has resorted to butt pumping to get more beer!!"

by Katmeow57 March 25, 2017

powder pump

Noun
If you play a sport where there's any system of brotherhood (football, basketball, jousting etc.) In the locker room, some guy (usually the widest kid) would pat you on the gouche/anal area with talcum powder of some sort, burns like hell

Normal player: good game guys, let's hit the showers

Fucking weird ass kid: I can't wait to give Jeffrey a powder pump, his balls are HUGE.

by Freaky Pussy Popper August 17, 2017

trash pump

that wack-ass mumble rapper, that was retarded af to decline acceptance to Harvard, thinking that he's smart n' shit.

" Man, i hate that bitch-ass trash pump. Saying that he's saving the rap game, like we don't have enough mumble rappers to hate."

by tree-some October 15, 2017

Lil Pump

Retarded

A: Gucci gang, gucci gang, gucci gang, gucci gang
B: Shit you're Lil Pump

by MrBigDix November 4, 2017

Nickel Pumped

Something a chubby idiot calls herself

“ hey I think my stupid name Nickel Pumped is clever. “

by J boney November 8, 2017