Matthew Kakuk

Smart, intelligent, clever, brilliant, bright

Matthew kakuk is smart

by Matthew the great Kakuk September 18, 2024

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matthew choi

Magic man plays for Glamour Fc

R MAN HES SUCH A MAGIC MAN, HES SOOOOOO MATTHEW CHOI

by Giroud 4 Life February 23, 2017

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Fat-ass who people call handsome but others are just jealous because once you get to know him you realize that he adores food more than you. Hes such a fat loser but obviously he's good at video games because, you know, he's fat. Says really stupid things to get attention and succeeds. Also very dramatic. If you have a Matthew, watch out.

Holy shoot Matthew is so stupid and fat

by feaonfoieajfoi March 27, 2020

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Matthew

A mid kind of guy. Also a theatre kid who can't sing.

Person 1: Who's going up next?

Person 2: Oh his name's Matthew. He's not that great.
Person 1: Yeah just his name says a lot about him.

by tetrislover February 16, 2022

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Matthew

A man with a small peepee. Addicted to gambling and almost always bets on 9/4 (7/1 cant be done) (650/9 must be blind)

(11/6 get the sticks)

Matthew stop having a small peepee and gambling and stuff.

by Allahsyriaalbashar April 16, 2020

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Matthew Atkinson

the creator and sustainer of the universe.A legend who only capable of being seen by those with daddy issues is charged with federal RICO and firearms charges, including conspiracy to murder and armed robbery, and faces up to life in prison. He is allegedly part of "a violent sect of the Bloods" known as the Nine Trey Gangsters.and hey banddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd...hes SINGLE!

Matthew Atkinson:
us:yes,my lord

by minilink October 17, 2019

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