by Matthew the great Kakuk September 18, 2024
 Get the Matthew Kakukmug.
Get the Matthew Kakukmug. by Giroud 4 Life February 23, 2017
 Get the matthew choimug.
Get the matthew choimug. Fat-ass who people call handsome but others are just jealous because once you get to know him you realize that he adores food more than you. Hes such a fat loser but obviously he's good at video games because, you know, he's fat. Says really stupid things to get attention and succeeds. Also very dramatic. If you have a Matthew, watch out.
by feaonfoieajfoi March 27, 2020
 Get the Matthewmug.
Get the Matthewmug. Person 1: Who's going up next?
Person 2: Oh his name's Matthew. He's not that great.
Person 1: Yeah just his name says a lot about him.
Person 2: Oh his name's Matthew. He's not that great.
Person 1: Yeah just his name says a lot about him.
by tetrislover February 16, 2022
 Get the Matthewmug.
Get the Matthewmug. A man with a small peepee. Addicted to gambling and almost always bets on 9/4 (7/1 cant be done) (650/9 must be blind)
(11/6 get the sticks)
(11/6 get the sticks)
by Allahsyriaalbashar April 16, 2020
 Get the Matthewmug.
Get the Matthewmug. the creator and sustainer of the universe.A legend who only capable of being seen by those with daddy issues is charged with federal RICO and firearms charges, including conspiracy to murder and armed robbery, and faces up to life in prison. He is allegedly part of "a violent sect of the Bloods" known as the Nine Trey Gangsters.and hey banddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd...hes SINGLE!
by minilink October 17, 2019
 Get the Matthew Atkinsonmug.
Get the Matthew Atkinsonmug. "why cant he fit in the door? He's so tall he can only fit his chins in!"
"oh, thats just Wyatt Matthews
"oh, thats just Wyatt Matthews
by someone super funny November 11, 2021
 Get the Wyatt Matthewsmug.
Get the Wyatt Matthewsmug.