french bread

bens yellow

i wanna be a mod cause french breads my yellow

by im not ben January 22, 2022

French bullydohg

During oral sex you lie your partner down on their back and cum in the back of their throat, and they proceed to sit up very fast causing the cum to run out their nose and mouth causing them to have the appearance of a French bulldog.

Dude my girlfriends mom came home when I came in my girls throat so she got up looking like a French bullydohg

by Aceistheplacewherethehelpfulwo October 19, 2021

French Press

When you have to get up to get toilet paper after you've already taken a massive or nasty shit.

He yelled and yelled for someone to bring him some toilet paper, butt nobody was home. He had to French Press it all the way upstair to get some.

by Maniconwords December 31, 2024

French staple

When you're making out with your man and a fragment of the nail he had been chewing off his finger ends up in your mouth.

You know it's true love when you can handle getting a French staple.

He gave me a French staple. I think we're ready to take our relationship to the next level.

The honeymoon period is well and truly over. French staples are a common occurrence now.

by poshbum43 September 22, 2025

french onion ring

When a French being or someone from French descent sits on another's face and they put their lips into the other persons asshole, causing it to form a ring that smells like onion

ADAM, That French onion ring was amazing

by Whales102 March 5, 2015

French Martini

A sexual act in which the tongue is inserted into a partner's ear. Usually the result of overenthusiastic foreplay and/or alcohol.

Sarah gave me a French Martini last night, that's why she's sleeping on the couch.

by ipopiad September 2, 2016

french elmo

A general term referring to a sexual act that is not very common, unusual or bizarre.

"Hey bro, I'm gonna try to french elmo my girl next time"
"You gotta be more specific you mooseknuckle"

by Dr. Monk_ June 10, 2018