mulling one

To decide upon mulled wine to be the beverage of choice, at any given choice. Works particularly well when up in the Austrian mountains, a perfect skiing apres (or during).

Umma mull one - I'm going to go and have some mulled wine?

Mulling one - the act of choosing mulled wine as your beverage of choice

by RedBrick December 29, 2011

one cheeking

the act of taking a dump while only using one cheek. usually only done in public restrooms and other disgusting relief areas

dude i don't know what was on that side of the seat but i started one cheeking it and got the job done

by vtyyi March 14, 2011

O'religious one

name given to ones girlfriend after she spends a week at religious camp and comes back "changed"(no more sexy time").

we have an hour before O'religious one gets home

by Thaddeus buttshaft July 10, 2011

brain one

the most basic intelligence

If you have brain one you should know that evolution is an integral part of science.

by The Return of Light Joker October 28, 2011

episode oned

When a movie seems really good in the previews but is actually terrible when seen

Did you see the preview that movie looks awesome!
Man I went to see that movie and it totally episode oned me

by kman12 September 25, 2011

One Direction

Most popular boy-band of 4 british (Zayn, Liam, Louis, Harry) dudes and 1 irish (Niall). Sadly, they went on hiatus in 2015 few months after Zayn left the band. Their fandom (Directioners), created stan twitter and they’re still going strong after almost 11 years.

Me: Hey! Do you like One Direction? I love them!
The Mean Girl: Oh, you mean the terrible boy-band?

Me: *leaves*

by iCuddleLarry February 17, 2021

One time

Do you know when people are in jail when they're telling the stories of how they got arrested the first thing that they say is one time I was chilling with the homies and the popo's just pulled up on me and swooped everybody up. Every time they tell a story about when they got arrested or when they ran in with the cops they say one time, so when they see a cop they remember hey that's a one time story.

Hey dogg I'm going to tell you like this , one time I was chilling in the cut, slanging all that dope, A lot of cluccs and strawberries and the one tezzies came through with swat and hemmed us all up, had to do a mandatory 7 years down. Now I'm out and the one times ain't got Nathan on me. Let's go re-up lōc!

by Mobrelated April 7, 2021