my pants are on fire

A statement used to point out the glaringly obvious when ones pants are, in fact, on fire.

Hey, did you know that my pants are on fire?

by K N3k0 April 8, 2004

great balls of fire

When a man has taco shits, or some form of the shits combined with any spicy food, or any other substance which causes a burning sensation comming out of the asshole, and said man wipes back to front.

Goodness gracious man, I have great balls of fire!

by Poisonhole February 21, 2009

fire crotch

Some who has a fire in their pants. Usually have the whitest of skin.

Being ashamed of his fire crotch, David Maggio shaves his pubic hair in hopes that it will grow in darker.

by Ashley June 18, 2004

chinese fire drill

In Detroit, the act of getting out of your car at a stop light and having it be stolen before you can reach the rear bumper.

Could I borrow a Benjamin to get my car out of impound? I tried a chinese fire drill last week because I forgot I wasn't in Ann Arbor.

by Snacman November 6, 2007

Chinese fire dragon

The most mischevious of all sexual acts: you shit on your foot and kick the broad in the face.

"I wish I could just give her the ol' Chinese fire dragon."

by thefiredragon December 18, 2007

burning ring of fire

The sensation experienced in the anal region after eating a habanero.

After eating the habanero tacos, my ass felt like a burning ring of fire.

by Led Zeppole October 3, 2003

your head's on fire

What you say to someone who is either lying to you, bullshitting you, or doesn't know what they're talking about.

Another way of saying "you're trippin'"

An oldskool phrase.

Chump A: Man, that girl is fine.

Chump B: Your head's on fire dude. She's straight fugly.

by elevenxover December 19, 2008