Cold Budweiser Award

A sealed vessel (glass or aluminum) bestowed upon an individual in recognition of an exceptional or heroic deed.

I gave Joe the Cold Budweiser Award for wrangling the rusted nuts off that boat trailer.

by Read and Write April 4, 2023

Cold Hotpocket

Something that sorta sucks but is good at the same time.

This girl sucked when she gave me a blowjob, but it was a cold hotpocket.

by Just-Jason May 2, 2014

Cold nob

When you are slowly edging towards the edge of your toilet seat and your nob gently touches the cold seat and you feel a little naughty

I nutted so hard after that cold nob

by Yeetkids November 5, 2018

cold

opposite of hot dumbass.

"Brrrr... it's cold.."

by your grandmother is gay December 22, 2021

Cold Mackin(ed)

The act of robbery, thievery, or deceiving. Being robbed, or stolen from.

Oh yea there's money in my jacket, Somebody broke into my ride and cold macked it. I saw them straight cold mackin(ed) the dude for his phone.

by Infnt from the 949 December 26, 2020

Luke cold

We've heard of luke warm water, luke warm coffee. Luke cold is when something isn't too hot, isn't too cold. its that perfect temperature. Luke cold water is when you put water in the fridge for about 15/30 mins. chugging temperature.

This water is luke cold.

by God King Danger April 27, 2022

Cold Muffin

An innuendo that will stump the boys.

"I was going at it cold muffin on the weekend."

by MalMot March 27, 2024