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Chode

A penis that has more considerable girth than length, it can be any size, however, the only requirement is for it to be thicker than it is long.

You will not commonly see chodes in pornography, and for good reason, a penis with more girth than length is disgusting, and most people shun those men for such bodily offenses. A chode isn’t common, and if you have one, you should get it checked out, it’s a sign of previous genital warts, the only thing that can make your penis extremely and grossly thick. Can you imagine trying to jerk off with a chode? You’ll have to make your hand go sideways to please yourself. Of course, no shade to chode havers out there, just go to a clinic, I’d watch that shit if I were you, if I had a chode I’d pierce the tip of my cock and put a weight on the end, just to try and lengthen it out a little, but what do I know? I don’t have a chode, or a dick for that matter. I’m sure it was confirmed Chris Chan has a chode… somewhere out there. I mean fuck those things anyway, right guys? This is serious, body positivity, fam! Let’s push those chodes out into the media! Before you know it next to pride parades, there’ll be chode parades, holy hell! “Chode time!” Those rats will scream as they give out chode flags, who the fuck would openly fly a chode flag? I fucking wouldn’t. But god, fuck me, right? Chodes for life, right? Fuck it, chode pride.

Luckily, I’m a woman, so I don’t have to deal with having a chode.
Person A: My penis just got measured! It’s 3 inches in girth and 2 inches in length.
Person B: Dude, did you just share that you have a chode with us?
Person A: Not as bad as Molly’s Clitoromegaly.
Person B: Ew! Fucking gross!
by Dawnie-SealSteak🥩 March 21, 2026
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Chode Pop

When you smack a girl in the face with your small dick and it makes a pop noise.
I hit a chode pop on this girl last night. She was NOT expecting it
by Chodeler February 25, 2025
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Chode

A man like Matt Vilardebo who is too much of a coward to confront people in person so he makes silly little FB posts to garner sympathy and engagement from his non existent “top fans”
Ugh did you see Matt Vilardebo’s post.. what a Chode
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Chode Cut

Chode Cut: A vegetable cutting technique that slices vegetables into short, thick strips, similar to a julienne but with a reduced length (approximately 1/2 inch to 1 inch). It’s preferred for peppers and green beans to maintain a hearty bite and works well for carrots, squash, and zucchini, offering a balance of texture and even cooking in various preparations.
Chef Jeff really nailed the Chode Cut on the Haricots Verts. Thats not an easy task and too many people are afraid to try.
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chode maxxing

The act of unapologetically embracing and enhancing one's inner (and outer) chode energy to absurd, often grotesque levels—usually for attention, dominance, or ironic self-expression. Can include behaviors like flexing micro gains, wearing compression shorts in non-athletic settings, or acting like an alpha while clearly being a beta.
"Bro showed up to brunch in pit-v stained tank top, talked about his crypto losses for an hour, and called it a 'grindset.' Straight up chode maxxing."
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