Respect the bird

The bird and its companion, the hat, are destined to be rulers of the world. In ancient greek, the bird is "life". If you kill the bird, there is no more bird. And if there is no more bird, life ends, as the birds attack the world, until the last human is killed. The bird will rule, and if you questions its motivations, then, oh well- bye bye you.

Respect the bird.
Or die.

The bird is life. Respect the bird.

Respect the bird by Life's Secrets May 19, 2017

eyeing my bird

A phrase, (generally used in threats towards other men) saying that someone is looking at your girl.

Generally said in Britain and Australia by dudes trying to start fights in bars.

"Oi mate you eyeing my bird?"

eyeing my bird by Irons_In_The_Fire September 20, 2017

Flying taco bologna bird 

A bird with a body made of bologna (pronounced bowlognuh)
Wings made of tacos and a taco head. These animals are endangered, for they are so delicious. Their homeland is Mexico.

I like flying taco bologna birds.

Flying taco bologna bird by OllieKazam January 15, 2018

Sweating like a fat bird, in a bin bag, at a barn dance 

When a person sweats profusely due to the overexertion of a physical activity.

Dan : "Hey Abbie, how's the workout going?"
Abbie : "Yeah, really great thanks. I'm sweating like a fat bird, in a bin bag, at a barn dance!"
Dan : "Good work, you won't be a fat fucker for much longer!"

Sweating like a fat bird, in a bin bag, at a barn dance by scooner March 21, 2018

Chilling like a bird 

To ‘hang out’, hard to do without a comfy couch, phone, x-box or tv. Also could include a bowl of popcorn, even if you have a dog or cat cuddled up with you. There are many other ways to do this, reading a book or magazine in bed, basically just chilling hard when u are tired.

Fred was exhausted from his long school week, so he spent all of Friday in the living room on the couch chilling like a bird.

Chilling like a bird by Acurate stuff boi June 3, 2018

gay scuttling bird 

That one kid nobody knows anything about or what's going on in their mind

That gay scuttling bird scares me.

gay scuttling bird by OhhhhhhhNooooooo June 7, 2018

Punching the bird 

Have a mans dick punched until it is numb and then proceeding to do the same to his balls

She was punching the bird all night.

Punching the bird by Tackling February 21, 2019