Definitions by scooner

Sweating like a fat bird, in a bin bag, at a barn dance 

When a person sweats profusely due to the overexertion of a physical activity.

Dan : "Hey Abbie, how's the workout going?"
Abbie : "Yeah, really great thanks. I'm sweating like a fat bird, in a bin bag, at a barn dance!"
Dan : "Good work, you won't be a fat fucker for much longer!"

Sweating like a fat bird, in a bin bag, at a barn dance by scooner March 21, 2018

Otters living room 

When something is very wet and soggy.

Scott: "Hey Mike, how's your mum? Still wetter than an Otters living room?"
Mike : "Yeah, she's still soggy as fuck!"

Otters living room by scooner September 5, 2014