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Hairyback Ninja Turtle

Accidentally falling out of a ladies Vagina only to reinsert in a hurry and enter her Anus
Michaelangelo slipped out of April's Pussy and ended up Cowabunging her in the Sewerpipe, causing a Hairyback Ninja Turtle
by Wogboy13 May 18, 2023
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Turtle Soulmate

A turtle soulmate is someone whom you are extremely close to (Boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend) that you have nothing significant in common.
Harry and his girlfriend have nothing in common, save for their love for turtles, therefore they are turtle soulmates.
by KitieeKattiee May 19, 2011
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turtle herd

A group of total baddasses that only do original things and influence others to do the badass shit too. Three hot ass guy accompanied by three hot ass girls.
The turtle herd is so baddass I wanna be in it but I'm not hot or original!
by Turtleherd July 7, 2014
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Turtle head

When you have the urge to shove a head into a small crevice
Hey! Billy is being a turtle head. He is trying to shove his head into her butthole
by Tyler.com August 13, 2022
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turtle soup party

When a bunch of boys get circumcised and they make soup.
My tabernacle is throwing a turtle soup party because lots of the boys are turning 13. Oy very.
by Thumb boble October 14, 2023
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Ninja Turtling

Trekking through snowy mountains with a sled on one’s back while using the sled as a snow and wind shield as well as a means to quickly slide through the snow as it is still attached to the back.
By ninja turtling, they found that they could quickly traverse any terrain in the snow without fear of obstacles.
by extremesledding December 20, 2021
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Turtle Twin

When two or more siblings share the same birthday, they are turtle twins.
The downside of being a turtle twin was only one birthday party.
by The OG DJ EJ July 29, 2022
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