by sunmanparadox July 26, 2021
Get the i have 2 sidesmug. Ohoho reahehelly!?
Zealot "You have to choose a side!"
Hym "Ok... BOTH... And NEITHER! There. That's the side I'm on."
Zealot "You... You can't do that."
Hym "I did and AM doing that. Actively."
Zealot "But... My reality monster hates that!"
Hym "I... Do not give a single fuck about that... AT ALL! And also... I KNOW! THAT'S WHY I'M DOING IT! I want to piss it off REAL GOOD."
Zealot "It's going to punish you!"
Hym "Not if I kill it. Then, it will just be dead."
Hym "Ok... BOTH... And NEITHER! There. That's the side I'm on."
Zealot "You... You can't do that."
Hym "I did and AM doing that. Actively."
Zealot "But... My reality monster hates that!"
Hym "I... Do not give a single fuck about that... AT ALL! And also... I KNOW! THAT'S WHY I'M DOING IT! I want to piss it off REAL GOOD."
Zealot "It's going to punish you!"
Hym "Not if I kill it. Then, it will just be dead."
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
Get the You have to choose a side!mug. by Side Beast December 31, 2017
Get the Side Beastmug. by Southsidezach April 3, 2022
Get the South side scalpingmug. A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.
Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016
Get the Spotify and Side Hugmug. She is there when you don't have a girlfriend and she loves you but doesn't like like you so you call her ur side hoe
by SmokingrassSikegotya June 17, 2019
Get the Side Hoemug. an eccentric, free and wild guy, with a unique style.
this type of guy could have sex in an abandoned morgue.
WILD AND FREE 4L GUYS
this type of guy could have sex in an abandoned morgue.
WILD AND FREE 4L GUYS
by yng side November 21, 2021
Get the young sidemug.