Twat

A worker who in the post pandemic environment decides to work only Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. Therefore enjoying a 4 day effective weekend.

Have you seen Karen today? No she's a Twat. Only in Tuesday, Wednesday And Thursday.

by thestig86 October 8, 2021

Twat waffle

A large vagina that’s been places

That bitches twat waffle has been more places than a two bit horror

by Sbsutter March 14, 2019

Twat Lip

Vaginal lip. A coochie lip. Slang- Slut Whore

Cosette is such a twat lip! She sleeps around.

by JAR82 October 15, 2008

Twat

A term used to describe, idiots, mongoloids, fucktards, dickhead and knobheads mainly the people who walk around in full Adidas tracksuits.

KSI is a TWAT, Queen Elizabeth the 2nd is a TWAT

by bigdaddyheffpewdiepie February 19, 2019

Twat Swatting

The female version of cock blocking

My girl was twat swatting last night so I didn't get that D like I wanted

by ReapDini April 29, 2025

imbecilic twat

The combination of an imbecile and a twat, basically a very very stupid person.

(after breaking a pane of glass) "You imbecilic twat, you broke the glass!"

by wizzledazzle9000 January 10, 2024

Shifty twat

When your mate takes your pasta and you catch the shifty twat stuffing a narn in his egg hole.

oi jackie man ya shifty twat! i found that nard you stuffed!

by BigBiddie October 2, 2017