Beating The One Eyed Python is the term used to describe masturbation, an act in which a man strokes his foreskin back and forth until he orgasms. The term " Beating " adds to the violence of the smack because the user is not just pulling his python, he is infact beating it so damn hard that it turns red.
by Greacy Grace the Third November 27, 2018
Get the Beating The One Eyed Pythonmug. Who cares about the repercussions or what people think because nobody is seeing you 1 on 1 in a fight. Nobody can beat you up.
You can also say who can beat me.
You can also say who can beat me.
by Dabeast4027 December 31, 2020
Get the Who can beat youmug. "You know, after Bill fixes my computer, he hangs around long after the problem is fixed. That dude always stays a beat too long."
by CollieK February 3, 2010
Get the Stays a beat too longmug. A month where you beat up memers on reddit, for hating everything and thinking that they are gods and want the world to revolve around them and people be their slaves, it happenes in august for the whole month.
Guy 1: Its beat up memer month, you know what that means?
Guy 2: Oh yea
Guy 1: Let's beat up some memers
Guy 2: Oh yea
Guy 1: Let's beat up some memers
by Demert March 8, 2021
Get the Beat up memer monthmug. Person 1: Have you heard lil ignorants new song titled I beat my wife?
Person 2: Yea that shit was funny asf
Person 2: Yea that shit was funny asf
by Soda 7up January 1, 2023
Get the I beat my wifemug. by Joe 344 August 30, 2005
Get the beat up from the street upmug. by JoeGotDemStiickz April 21, 2019
Get the National Beat Your Meat Daymug.